What not to do with a ticket

[xzpolskix]

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A man who received a parking ticket in Bartlett now faces criminal charges after authorities said he stained the citation with human excrement before mailing it back to the village.

Officials said Alexander J. Bailey, 22, of the 6N600 block of Medinah Road in Medinah, was arrested last week charged with disorderly conduct after a village hall employee found brown stains and a foul odor on the ticket and alerted police, authorities said. The original ticket was for $15, Bartlett police said.

Bailey also scrawled a note on the ticket indicated he'd used it to wipe himself, court documents said.

Bailey posted $500 bail and is due back in Cook County Circuit Court on June 11.

[Slayer]

Nice hahahaa.

[Adam]

Haha Now I know what color the shit is I always wondered/color blind I guess it's a def brown!

[timmay]

you are a redneck if...

[xzpolskix]

That's not even redneck, a redneck would send pennies. This dude was just a fuckup.

[timmay]

ok edit, you knwo your a hillbilly if...

and actually i think redneck would be sending an I.O.U. post-it haha

[kingofhill21]

I bet the person who opened up that envelope had a shitty day!

[ma70jake]

lol